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Witty Haiku For A Hotel Review
Haiku for hotels, A website with poetic charm, Stay in verse and calm

By Amulya Hiremath, edited by Hamzeh Alfarahneh on 04.14.23
The world loves to fall into place in binaries — there are always two kinds of people. In travel, you might see: people who check-in baggage or are strictly carry-on, people who pre-plan to the T, and others who wake up, pack and go. When it comes to booking a hotel, you might either read sizable reviews — A Hotel Lifers read anywhere between 1000 to 1500 words on average about a hotel — or decide based on a couple of photos. Whatever category you might fall into, here is a disruptor that has animated our team and been the subject of many water cooler talks in A Hotel Life’s virtual office.
With Hotel Haiku — No, it’s not a hotel, and don’t worry, they don’t assign rooms based on your poetry skills — Garri Rainer, a travel web entrepreneur and a creative genius in our books, reviews some of the world’s coolest hotels through the lens of the Japanese traditional haiku — a poem of seventeen syllables in three lines of five, seven, and five — and a suggestive photo from the hotel.

“Worst view in the world
Of graffiti-strewn concrete
From most of the rooms”
Banksy’s The Walled Off Hotel
Check out Gemma Bell’s review of The Walled Off Hotel on A Hotel Life

“Gothic defiance
In its desert location
A dead rose blossoms”
Goes the Haiku for Rosa Muerta, in Joshua Tree, USA, a “notel” — defined as “an exceptional, often architecturally designed, holiday and vacation rental property that draws inspiration from the design hotel phenomenon.” Apart from being an avid haiku enthusiast, Garri is a web developer and publisher best known for his site Go Glamping, which is dedicated to luxury camping.

“Mountains wraparound
Four sumptuous cottages
Perched on a ridge”
Check out Rebecca MacGregor’s review of 360º Leti on A Hotel Life
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